Birthday jokes - Funny | HAppy | 50th | 40th | 60th | 30th birthday jokes for men
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- A wife was begining to worry about her and her husbands non-existant sex life. So one afternoon the woman decided to ask her friend for some advice on how to put the spark back into her marriage.
- I know its your birthday today.. I am sure u will give me treat in a big hotel.. so I shall talk to you in person there, because I don”t know to express my feelings in SMS
- A husband went to buy a birthday gift for his wife. Some friends had been invited over that night to celebrate her fortieth, and he wanted to get something special. At the store he spotted some cute little music boxes. One blue one was playing “Happy Birthday.” Thinking they were all the same, he chose a red one and had it gift-wrapped. Later, at dinner, he gave it to his wife and asked her to open it. When she lifted the lid, out came the tune to “The Old Gray Mare, She Ain’t What She Used to Be!”
- Step by step the journey goes on, Little by little it may seem so long. Forget about your past, you can”t change it, Forget about your future, you cant predict it. Just think about present, you can handle it. Enjoy presents every moment & be happy…. HAPPY BIRTHDAY to U….!
- Today is a day of celebration. Why? Because, years ago on the same day, GOD sent me my flesh and bone conscience. Wishing my friendly inner voice a very happy birthday.
- The man walked over to the perfume counter and told the clerk he’d like a bottle of Chanel No. 5 for his wife’s birthday. “A little surprise, eh?” smiled the clerk. “You bet,” answered the customer. “She’s expecting a cruise.”
- Q: Why couldn’t prehistoric man send birthday cards? A: The stamps kept falling off the rocks!
- Forget abt D past you cant change it, Forget abt d future You cant predict it Forget abt d present I dint get you one Happy birthday!!!
Birthday Sms - Funny Happy Birthday wishes in Hindi, English and urdu .
A collection Of Birthday Sms And Wishes In Hindi, English and Urdu
- Happy Birthday to the best friend I ever had. Let's celebrate this special day of your life and party like there's no tomorrow.. !
- It feels amazing to have a friend like you in my life. Have a happy and fun-filled Birthday, buddy!
- Friendship is not something that is written on paper, because paper can be torn. It is neither something that can be written on a rock, for even a rock can break. But It is written on the heart of a person, and it stays there forever. Birthday wishes and blessings are coming your way, my friend!
- Let the GOD decorate each GOLDEN RAY OF THE SUN reaching u with wishes of Success, Happiness and prosperity 4 U, Wish you a super duper Happy Birthday.
- When you feel that Someone is taking your Place in Your Bestfriend's Heart... Never Say I'll never let Go Close to My Bestfriend, Rather Say Go as Close as You can, I Will Still be the Closest.. ! May You Reach More Milestone, 'n Discover more friends in Upcoming New Year.. !
- This msg has No Fat No cholesterol n No Addictive this is all natural except, with a lot of sugar. But it can never be as sweet as the one reading it. Happy Birthday
- Before the clock strikes twelve let me take the opportunity to let you know that you have grown a year more… Happy birthday…
- Gul ko Ghulshan Mubarak.. Shair ko Shahiry Mubarak.. Chand ko Chandni Mubarak.. Ashiq ko uski Mehbooba Mubarak… Hamari taraf se aap ko… Aapka Janam Din Mubarak
- Khushi Se Bite Har Din, Har Shuhani Raat Ho, Jis Taraf Aapke Kadam Pade, Wahan Phoolo Ki Barshat Ho, Wish You Happy Birthday!
- Tamnnaon se bhari ho jindgi, Kwahisho se bhara ho har pal, Daaman bhi chhota lagne lage, Itani khushiya de aapko aane wala kal!! Happy Birth Day
- Tohfa-e-dil de du ya de du chand taare Janam din pe tujhe kya du yeh puche mujh se saare Zindagi tere naam kar du bhi toh kam hai Daaman mein bhar du har pal khushi ka mein tumhare
- Aa teri Umar mein likh du chand sitaaro se Tera janam din mein manau phoalo se bahaaro se har ek khubsurti duniya se mein le aau Sajaau yeh mehfil mein har haseen nazaaro se
- Happy b’day 2 u happy b’day 2 u happy b’day 2 u my dear ……….. happy b’day 2 u hope this day become the most memorable day of ur life and ur all wishes comes true. so enjoy today with joy.
- IN SOFT GLEAMING NIGHT OF STARS MAY ALL UR DREAMS COM TRUE MAY EVERY STAR OF EVERY NIGHT BRING LOV N JOY 2 U HAPPY B’DAY 2 U…
- Baar baar yeh din aaye, baar baar yeh dil gaaye, tu jiye hazaro saal, yehi hai meri aarzoo, Happy Birthday To You !!!
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Birthday Jokes - Funny Happy Birthday Jokes
Funny Happy birthday jokes collection
A fellow was very much in love with a beautiful girl. One day she told him that the next day was her birthday. He told her he would send her a bouquet of roses... one for each year of her life. That evening he called the local florist and ordered twenty-one roses with instructions that they be delivered first thing the next morning. As the florist was preparing the order, he decided that since the young man was such a good customer, he would put an extra dozen roses in the bouquet. The fellow never did find out what made the young girl so angry with him.
World Cup Sms - t20 Sms | Twenty Twenty Cup Sms | jokes | 2012
A collection of Latest Sms, text messages And Jokes Related to Twenty Twenty World Cup 2012 in Hindi Urdu And English
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Buht bura khwab tha
Ay Parwrdigar
Hamare gunah mauf kr
Khwab me dekha k
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Misbah Opening krega
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Concepts of Cricketers
AFRIDI:Do or Die
SEHWAG:Do Before U Die
DRAVID:Dont Die Until U Do
And
MISBAH UL HAQ: Play Until Bowlers
Die.
world Cup me…
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Joke of 2012…
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‘Sehwag ka record tornay ki koshish karun ga.
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*Misbah-ul-Haq*.
Misbah-ul-Haq | Tuk Tuk Jokes and Sms
A collection of Misbah-ul-haq Tuk tuk jokes and sms
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Buht bura khwab tha
Ay Parwrdigar
Hamare gunah mauf kr
Khwab me dekha k
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Misbah Opening krega
world Cup me…
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'Match Sansani kheez Marhaly me dakhil
pakistan ko jeetney k liye 6 Ran darkaar sirf 1 bol me
SamNa karne k liye tayar pakistani Ciptan,
Misbah ul haq
boler ne dorna shuroo kia,
Raftar tez hui,
Empyr k pas se guzra or gaind ki
or Misbah ulhaq ne
Zabrdast
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_\_ / | )) tukkkkkk kr di
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CNG Rickshaws ki tanzeem ka ijlaas:
Tamam ‘Tuk Tuk’ wale rickshaws k peechay
Tuk Tuk k bajaay
‘Misbah.. Misbah’ likhne ka usooli faisla!
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Meaning of Misbah:
M= mujhe
I= itni hi
S= slow
B= batting
A= aati
H= hai …
hahahahahahahahah.
send kar market may naya hay.
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Commander safeguard vs misbah ul haq
commander safe guard= sehat ki hifazat 24 ghantay lagatar tik tik tik tik
misbah ul haq = wicket ki hifazat match harne tak lagatar tuk tuk tuk tuk…
Birthday Wishes Sms Messages
A collection of Birthday Wishes For Sms And Messages For Loved Ones
Close your eyes and blow all candles - I wish all your dreams come true!
Your heart deserves everything
You desire,
So dream a birthday dream,
'Cause I wish you to fly higher!
Birthday is a time to stop at the railway station, to think where you've been and choose tracks for the new year of your life. May you find happiness and success in all your travels!
This is your special day,
It has finally come your way!
I wish you to be happy whatever you do,
And your bday to be lovely - exactly like you!
Each day is a beautiful gift. To be part of your life is a priceless gift too. From the bottom of my heart - Happy Birthday!
Wishing your birthday is
A memorable one,
Just filled with surprises,
Pleasure and fun!
No matter how old you are, you just don't look it! Happy Birthday to you - make it grand!
Another year older? But you can also think like this: "I am just one day older than yesterday"! Happy Bday!
May this birthday be different from the rest of your special days in every good way. Warm wishes for a Happy Birthday to you!
I wish next year you will have even you more reasons to smile and to be happy. May all your birthday wishes become reality!
Have a Great Birthday and many, many more!
Happy Birthday and happy 364 days in between!
Happy Birthday! Enjoy each & every moment,
Happy Bday to you! Wishing that your year is filled with friends and fun!
To be part of your life is a priceless gift. Wishing you the happiest of birthdays.
Happy Birthday. You are first in my thoughts and in my heart.
Hope your birthday is filled with all the fun you can handle!
It's your birthday! Kick up your heels and live a little.
Happy Birthday! May you have those in your arms whom you love in your heart.
Happy Birthday to the Love of my life.
I may not be able to give you a birthday gift, but I gift you my best wishes!
May beauty and happiness surround you on your birthday and beyond!
Hope you keep a special happy birthday feeling all year long!
I’m sending you warmest wishes and special thoughts, because it's your birthday, and because you're you!
Happy cake 'n' candles day!
Happy Birthday. May Happiness blooms wherever you go.
Dream big and have a wonderful Birthday!
I wish your Birthday is a day of perfection with you enjoying all of the attention!
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