funny inspirational quotes

f you’re going through hell, keep going.
˜ Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

If you’re going to be able to look back on something and laugh about it, you might as well laugh about it now.
˜ Marie Osmond (1959 – )

Even if you’re on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there.
˜ Will Rogers (1879 – 1935)

And in the end, it’s not the years in your life that count. It’s the life in your years.
˜ Abraham Lincoln (1809 – 1865)

In the end, it’s not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.
˜ Shing Xiong

It’s not that I’m so smart, it’s just that I stay with problems longer.
˜ Albert Einstein (1879 – 1955)

Most of the shadows of this life are caused by our standing in our own sunshine.
˜ Ralph Waldo Emerson (1803 – 1882)

Remember, today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.
˜ Dale Carnegie (1888 – 1955)

When I look back on all these worries, I remember the story of the old man who said on his deathbed that he had had a lot of trouble in his life, most of which had never happened.
˜ Winston Churchill (1874 – 1965)

There has been much tragedy in my life; at least half of it actually happened.
˜ Mark Twain (1835 – 1910)

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain and most fools do.
˜ Benjamin Franklin (1706 – 1790)

Pay no attention to what the critics say; no statue has ever been erected to a critic.
˜ Jean Sibelius (1865 – 1957)

The more I practice, the luckier I get.
˜ Gary Player (1935 – )

Always be a first-rate version of yourself, instead of a second-rate version of someone else.
˜ Judy Garland (1922 – 1969)

Argue for your limitations and, sure enough, they’re yours.
˜ Richard Bach (1936 – )

Remember, no one can make you feel inferior without your consent.
˜ Eleanor Roosevelt (1884 – 1962)

Aim for the sky and you’ll reach the ceiling. Aim for the ceiling and you’ll stay on the floor.
˜ Bill Shankly (1913 – 1981)

Opportunity dances with those already on the dance floor.
˜ H. Jackson Brown, Jr.

Holding on to anger is like grasping a hot coal with the intent of throwing it at someone else; you are the one who gets burned.
˜ Buddha


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