A collection of 60th birthday jokes
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1.When you sleep, people worry you’re dead.
2.Your back goes out more than you do.
3.Your best friend is dating someone half their age...and aren’t breaking any laws.
4.You wear black socks with sandals.
5.When your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
6.It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
7.Your address book has mostly names that start with Dr.
8.You sit in a rocking chair and can’t get it going.
9.Getting “lucky” means you found your car in the parking lot.
10.You forgot that you already had your 60th birthday.
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Happy 60th Birthday. My thoughts are free to go anywhere, but it's surprising how often they head in your direction.
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You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely." -Ogden Nash
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Happy 60th Birthday! You're not getting older...just more distinguished!
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It is often said that With Age Comes Wisdom and you're One Of The Wisest People I Know!
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Just like fine wine, you grow better with the years! Happy 60th Birthday!
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Today, be aware of how you are spending your 1,440 beautiful moments, and spend them wisely... and since today is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun, enjoy the trip.
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You're not getting older, you're getting better.
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Youth is a work of nature, but age is a work of art! Congratulations on your second childhood! Happy 60th Birthday!
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As William Shakespeare might have said of you
Have you not a moist eye, a dry hand, a yellow cheek, a white beard, a decreasing leg, an increasing belly? Is not your voice broken, your wind short, your chin double, your wit single, and every part about you blasted with antiquity?
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"There are three hundred and sixty-four days when you might get un-birthday presents and only one for birthday presents, you know." This Lewis Carroll quotation is invaluable and is my birthday present to you
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