Funny Birthday Wishes - Happy Birthday

A collection of Funny Birthday Wishes

Happy Birthday, you're not getting older you're just a little closer to death.

To the nation's best kept secret; Your true age.

Birthdays are like boogers, the more you have the harder it is to breathe.

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that people who have the most live the longest!

Money's tight
Times are hard
Here's you friggin birthday card

May your coffin have six handles of finest silver.
May your coffin be carried by six fair young maids.
And may your coffin be made of finest wood
From a 100-year-old tree,
That I'll go … plant tomorrow!
Wish you a great Birthday!

Happy Bday to the world’s best friend! May you die in bed at ninety-five years ...shot by a jealous husband (wife).

Unexpected showers? Braking clouds? A rainbow from nowhere? A sudden change in the weather? Don't worry, this is God's way of wishing you a thunderous Happy Birthday.

Enjoy your special day. May your wishes come true and … your wife not find out!

No matter how old you get, I don't think you'll ever grow up. Happy birthday!

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake. ~ Anonymous

If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years), I'd have taken better care of myself. ~ Ubie Blake

Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age. ~ C.E.C. Joad

Let us respect gray hair, especially our own. ~ J.P. Sears

A birthday wish, do you truly deserve?
For next year, you might have to reserve. ~ Anonymous


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