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You're so fat when you went to school you sat next to everybody.
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If hot air makes a balloon go up what's keeping you down
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I wouldn't say you're fat but you have more pounds than the Bank of England, and I ain't talking about your wallet
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If you went on a diet two undeveloped nations would have enough food to eat for a year.
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‘Police?’ came the voice on the phone. ‘I want to report a burglar trapped in an fat maid’s bedroom!’ After ascertaining the address, the police sergeant asked who was calling.
‘This,’ cried the frantic voice, ‘is the burglar!’
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Q. What do you call two fat men having a chat?
A. A heavy discussion.
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But Paulette takes the cake. Once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.
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You’re so fat i took a picture of you last Christmas and it’s still printing
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You’re so fat you wake up in sections
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The rather broad lady showed up at the theatre just before the performance started and handed the usher two tickets. "Where's the other party?" asked the usher. "Well," said the lady, with a blush, "you see one seat is a little small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they're both really for me." "Okay with me, lady," the usher replied, scratching his head. "There's just one problem. Your seats are numbers fifty-one and sixty-three."
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“Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it.”
Fat girl
Doctor: “Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.”
Lady: “Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.”
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fat lady is lying on the beach. A lifeguard approaches her
and says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?"
The obese lady replies, "Why? What's wrong?"
"We'll you see," says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty
late, and the tide wants to come in!"
Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
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If hot air makes a balloon go up what's keeping you down
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I wouldn't say you're fat but you have more pounds than the Bank of England, and I ain't talking about your wallet
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If you went on a diet two undeveloped nations would have enough food to eat for a year.
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‘Police?’ came the voice on the phone. ‘I want to report a burglar trapped in an fat maid’s bedroom!’ After ascertaining the address, the police sergeant asked who was calling.
‘This,’ cried the frantic voice, ‘is the burglar!’
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Q. What do you call two fat men having a chat?
A. A heavy discussion.
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But Paulette takes the cake. Once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.
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You’re so fat i took a picture of you last Christmas and it’s still printing
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You’re so fat you wake up in sections
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The rather broad lady showed up at the theatre just before the performance started and handed the usher two tickets. "Where's the other party?" asked the usher. "Well," said the lady, with a blush, "you see one seat is a little small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they're both really for me." "Okay with me, lady," the usher replied, scratching his head. "There's just one problem. Your seats are numbers fifty-one and sixty-three."
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“Doctor, I beg of you, please prescribe me something immediately to reduce my weight. My husband has given me a wonderful birthday present, and I can’t get into it.”
Fat girl
Doctor: “Just come over here tomorrow, and I shall give you a prescription. Then you will soon be able to wear your wonderful new dress.”
Lady: “Who said anything about a dress? I am talking of car.”
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fat lady is lying on the beach. A lifeguard approaches her
and says, "Excuse me ma'am, could you please leave the beach?"
The obese lady replies, "Why? What's wrong?"
"We'll you see," says the lifeguard, "It's getting pretty
late, and the tide wants to come in!"
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Bill was so fat when he stepped on the scale it said, "To be continued."
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One guy was so fat, he had his own area code.
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You are so fat NASA orbits satellites around you.
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Kelly is so big, he plays hopscotch like, "Texas...Alabama...North Carolina...Pennsylvania..."
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I know a lady named Paulette that is so fat she has to wake up in sections.
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And then there is Judy. She has so many double chins she looks like she is staring at you over a pile of pancakes.
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Seriously though, Judy isn’t fat, she insists she’s just 4 feed too short.
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But Paulette takes the cake. Once she jumped into the gulf here in Panama City and the tide came in at Myrtle Beach.
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Your mama's so fat, when she broke her leg, gravy poured out!
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Kelly is so fat, they use his belt to measure the Earth's equator.
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The guy is so fat, if someone would melt him down, they'd have enough oil to power Detroit for a month!
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Two fat blokes in a pub, one says to the other, "Your round."
The other one says "So are you, you fat pig!"
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Kelly is so fat, if he wore a GoodYear hat, he'd look like a blimp.
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