One Liner Birthday Jokes - Mix

1. Blowing out candles is good exercise for the lungs.
2. The only assured gift that every one of us gets on our birthday is another year.
3. The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.
4. Age is something that doesn't matter, unless you are a cheese.
5. Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest
6. Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.