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  • What did the judge say to the dentist?
    "Pull my tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth."
  • Remo, who was a painter of international repute, started losing his eyesight in the prime of his career. Naturally, he was very worried about the problem which would ultimately destroy his career, so he went to see Dr. Mehta, who was considered one of the best eye surgeons in the world.Dr. Mehta put in his best efforts and after several days of delicate surgery and therapy, Remo's eyesight was restored. Remo was so overwhelmed and thankful, that he decided to show his appreciation by repainting the doctor's entire office.Remo painted a massive eye on one of the walls of Dr. Mehta's office. After completing his work, the painter held a press conference to disclose his latest work of art: the doctor's office.During the press conference, a reporter asked Dr. Mehta, "What were your first thoughts when you saw your newly painted office, particularly that large eye on the wall?" The doctor responded, "I said to myself 'Thank Heavens I'm not a proctologist.'"

  • Fred was admitted to a hospital for a cerebral aneurysm surgery. Just before the operation, a worried Fred asked the doctor, "I heard this operation is highly risky. What are my chances of survival?"The Surgeon replied: "I'm absolutely positive that you will survive the operation."Fred, a little relieved, but still in doubt, asked, "How can you be so sure?"The Surgeon said, "Four out of five patients die in this operation, and last week, my fourth patient died."
  • How many veterinarians does it take to change a light bulb?Three. One to change the bulb and two more to complain that an MD makes ten times as much for the same procedure!!
  • A Lawyer was addressing a doctor in court.Lawyer: Dr. Kirby, did you say the victim was stabbed in the jungle? Doctor Kirby: No, I said he was stabbed in the lumbar region.
  • How many surgeons does it take to change a light bulb?None. They would wait for a suitable donor and do a filament transplant.Three. They'd also like to remove the socket as you aren't using it now.


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