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Dirty Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock Jokes For Kids
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Cash.
Cash who?
No thanks, but I would like a peanut instead!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Howard Howard who?
Howard I know?
Knock knock. Who's there? Oink oink. Oink oink who? Make up your mind, are you a pig or an owl?!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there? To!
To who?
To whom.
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Knock, Knock.
Who's There?
Heaven!
Heaven who?
Heaven you heard enough of these silly knock-knock jokes?
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Xavier!
Xavier who?
Xavier breath and open the door!
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there? Hatch!
Hatch who?
Bless you, but please cover your mouth next time.
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Knock, Knock.
Who's there?
Mikey!
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn't fit in the keyhole!!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say "banana"?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Doris.
Doris who?
Doris locked, that's why I'm knocking!
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