Forty Birthday Jokes Collection - Turning Forty 40th Jokes

A collection of Forty Birthday Jokes 

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"Were any famous men born on your birthday?"
"No, only little babies."

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A couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks,
"I'll buy my wife a cemetery plot for her 40th birthday."
Well, you can imagine her disappointment.
The next year, her birthday rolls around again and this time he doesn't get her anything.
She says, "Why didn't you get me a birthday present!?"
He replies, "You didn't use what I got you last year!"

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"I guess I didn't get my birthday wish."
"How do you know?"
"You're still here!"

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At 40, you get two invitations to go out on the same night, and you pick the one that gets you home the earliest.

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At 40, before crossing a room you look both ways.

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At 40, every time you suck in your gut, your ankles swell.

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At 40, you suffer from Clue Deficit Disorder.

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At 40, I realize that I was built for comfort, not speed.