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• How did the Vikings send secret messages?
  By norse code!
• Teacher: Who can tell me where Hadrians Wall is?
  Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
• Why were the early days of history called the dark ages?
  Because there were so many knights!
• What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep?
  A dinosnore!
• What is the fruitiest lesson?
  History, because it's full of dates!
• What language do they speak in Cuba?
  Cubic!
• What is a myth?
  A female moth!
• How many balls of string would it take to reach the moon?
  Just one if it's long enough!
• What cheese is made backwards?
  Edam?
  This match won't light!
• How do we know that the Earth won't come to an end?
  Because it's round!
• How did your mum know you hadn't washed your face?
  I forgot to wet the soap!
• What animals are on legal documents?
  Seals!
• What would you call theft in Peking?
  A Chinese takeaway!
• What did you get for christmas?
  A mouthorgan, its the best present I've ever had.
  Why?
  My mum gives me extra pocket money every week not to play it!
• What do you mean by telling everyone that I'm an idiot?
  I'm sorry, I didn't know it was supposed to be a secret!
• What is the best hand to write with?
  Neither - it's best to write with a pen!
• Why do idiots eat biscuits?
  Because they're crackers!