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• 3 sardar picnic par gaye… Waha jakar yaad aaya ki “pepsi” to ghar pe hi bhul gaye.. Decide kiya ki sabse chota sardar ja kar pepsi lekar aae. Chota sardar: “mai is sart par jaunga ki tum mere aane tak samose nahi khaoge.” dono ne kaia thik hai. 2 din guzar gae. sardar nai aaya. 4 din guzar gae. Sardar nah aaya. Dono ne socha ki ab samose kha leni chahie. Jaise hi samosa nikala, chota sardar ped ke piche se bahar nikal ke bola- “AISE KAROGE TO MAI NAI JAUNGA”
• Sardar: What is the name of your car? Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with ‘T’. Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.
• Sardar ki maut Bijli girne se hogai par uski lash muskurate hue mili. Bhagwan ne poocha Aisa kyun? thunder Sardar Bole : Mujhe laga koi Photo Kheench riya Si…
• A sardar died in Amritsar,His wife was crying: Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe diva na batti, Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe munji na pirhi, Ve tu othe tur gaya ain jithe aata na roti, Kid asked his mother: Amma, kidre Abba pakistan te nai tur gaya?
• 1 sardar coffee pene jata hai to waiter pochta hai ke hot ya cold coffee. sardar kahta hai price kya hai. to waiter kehta hai ke hot coffee 5 rupee ki or cold coffee 10 rupee, to sath wale log hot coffee pe rahe they to sardar ne kaha ke jaldi piyo warna 10 rupee dene parhe ge!!
• Sardar saw a very high Airtel Tower & red light glowing on the top Seeing this he said ?India is developing fast, see there are traffic signals for planes in the air.