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  • santa apne father k samne cigrate pi raha tha Logon ne kaha ke aap apne father ke samne cigratte pi rahay ho? Santa bola : Wo mera father hai, koi petrol pump thodi.
  • Daku Mangal Singh Banta Ke Ghar Mein Ghus Ayaa.. Daku : Sona kahan hai, Jaldi Bataao..! Banta : Pura Ghar Khali Hai Malko, Jithe Marzi So Jao!
  • A sweet girl goes to Banta’s shop and said: Mujhe underwear dikhao. Banta sharmate hue: Aaj pehan kar nahin aaya.
  • A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except our Santaji. He wrote “DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!”
  • Santa : I tried your number so many times, it always said ‘Switched Off’!” Banta : Nahi Pape, it’s my HELLO TUNE!
  • Santa: Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa ke rakh do, mere dost aa rahe hain. Jeeto: Kyon! Aapke dost chura lengey? Santa: Nahin, pehchan lengey.
  • Teacher : santa, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor? Santa : You told me to do it without using tables.
  • Santa and Banta decide to apply for jobs at a mine that had opened nearby. After sitting in the waiting room for a while, Banta gets called in for his interview. The boss asks Banta if he had worked underground mines before? Banta says that he had. The boss asks him how deep under ground he worked? Banta says, “Oh, about 8 to 10 feet.” The boss says, “Mines are a lot deeper than that, get out of here – you’re no miner!” On his way out, Banta tells Santa to tell the boss that he worked real deep underground so he could get the job. Santa gets called in. The boss asks Santa if he had worked underground mines before? Santa says, “Oh sure.” The boss asks how deep underground he worked. Santa says, “I used to work in a mine 20,000 feet underground. ” The boss says, “20,000 feet, Wow! That is incredible!, “What kind of lights did you use in a mine so deep underground? ” Santa says, “Oh, I didn’t need a light, I worked on the day shift!”
  • Having snuck out with a very cute young woman that he met at a party, Banta, exhausted from hours of hot sex, woke up at her apartment at 3 A.M. “Oh God!” Banta thought, “Jeeto’s gonna kill me!” Trying to figure out how he would explain this to Jenny without getting whacked with a frying pan, inspiration struck first. Banta dashed out to the nearest pay phone, dialed his home number quickly, and breathlessly said, “Jeeto, Jeeto! Don’t pay the ransom!!!
  • A guy traveling through the prairies of the USA stopped at a small town and went to a bar. He stood at the end of the bar, ordered a drink, and lit up…


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