Chuck Norris’ tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Best Chuck Norris Joke - Divide by 100
Riddle: 300 Men walk into a bar. They find Chuck Norris drinking a beer, and all 3 of them say “Hi”. Why?
Because the presence of Chuck Norris divides all men by 100.
Because the presence of Chuck Norris divides all men by 100.
Clean Chuck Norris Joke - Defeat
A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history’s most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay.
Funny Chuck Norris Joke - Kicked
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacific Ocean.
Best Chuck Norris Joke - Exploded
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