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• Several men are in the locker room of a private club after exercising. Suddenly a cell phone on one of the benches rings. A man picks it up and the following conversation ensues: “Hello?” “Honey, It’s me.” “Sugar!” “Are you at the club?” “Yes.” “Great! I’m at the mall 2 blocks from where you are. I saw a beautiful mink coat. It is absolutely gorgeous! Can I buy it?” “What’s the price?” “Only $1,500.” “Well, okay, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much.” “Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2002 models. I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price … and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year…” “What price did he quote you?” “Only $60,000!” “Okay, but for that price I want it with all the options.” “Great! Before we hang up, something else…” “What?” “It might seem like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and…well, I stopped by to see the real estate agent this morning and I saw the house we had looked at last year. It’s on sale! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beachfront property…” “How much are they asking?” “Only $450,000… a magnificent price, and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover…” “Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid $420,000, OK?” “Okay, sweetie. Thanks! I’ll see you later!! I love you!!!” “Bye.” The man hangs up, closes the phone’s flap and asks aloud, “Does anyone know to whom this phone belongs?”
• A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking a round with a fly swatter. “What are you doing?” she asked. “Hunting flies,” He responded. “Oh, killing any?” She asked. “Yep, three males, two females,” he replied. Intrigued, she asked, How can you tell? He responded, “Three were on a beer can, two were on the phone.”
• A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone and he explains all the features on the phone. The next day, the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it’s her husband: “Hi honey”, he says “how do you like your new phone?” And she replies: “I just love it, it’s so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there’s one thing I don’t understand though”. “What’s that, baby?,” asks the husband. “How did you know I was at Wal Mart?”
• A young man wanted to get his beautiful blonde wife something nice for their first wedding anniversary. So he decides to buy her a cell phone. She is all excited, she loves her phone and he explains all the features on the phone. The next day, the blonde goes shopping. Her phone rings and it’s her husband: “Hi honey”, he says “how do you like your new phone?” And she replies: “I just love it, it’s so small and your voice is clear as a bell but there’s one thing I don’t understand though”. “What’s that, baby?,” asks the husband. “How did you know I was at Wal Mart?”