Funny Fat Jokes Collection

A collection of Funny Fat jokes

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Two fat girls were walking, when the bus came. One says to another : “ Is it my turn to ride on a bus today?

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Also, there was the time Paulette fell over in the sand and rocked herself to sleep trying to get up. She was eventually awakened by a lifeguard who asked her to move back because the tide was waiting to come in.

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The rather broad lady showed up at the theatre just before the performance started and handed the usher two tickets. "Where's the other party?" asked the usher. "Well," said the lady, with a blush, "you see one seat is a little small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they're both really for me." "Okay with me, lady," the usher replied, scratching his head. "There's just one problem. Your seats are numbers fifty-one and sixty-three."

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People who are fat ("overweight", if you prefer) are more likely to:

1. Put undue strain on their heart, knees and other parts of their body.

2. High blood pressure is found more frequently in fatties.

3. Chubbies are at higher risk of type 2 diabetes.

4. Danger! Danger! Danger! Fat people break more chairs.

Blah, blah, blah.

YAWN! Daniel Worona went on and on ad nauseum.

NOTE: If you lose weight, your risk for these conditions is reduced.



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