A collection of knock knock jokes - dirty knock knock jokes
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna get it on if you won't open the door?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
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Who's there?
Howie.
Howie who?
Howie gonna get it on if you won't open the door?
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ike.
Ike who?
Ike can rock your world, baby.
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Justin.
Justin who?
Justin time to wipe my as*!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
I suck.
I suck who?
Michael Jackson.
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Knock knock!
Who's there.
Boo.
Boo who?
Stop crying you pus**! It's just a joke!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Phil.
Phil who?
Phil McCrackin!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ivana.
Ivana who?
Ivana fu** you!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Shmel Mipe.
Shmel Mipe who?
No thanks... I'm not into that.
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