Funny Animal Jokes

Q: Why did the queen bee kick out all of the other bees?
A: Because they kept droning on and on!

Q: What do you call a bee born in May?
A: A maybe!

Q: What kind of bee can't be understood?
A: A mumble bee!

Q: Where do bees keep their money?
A: In a honey box!

Q: What TV station do bees watch?
A: Bee bee c one!

Q: What did the bee say to the naughty bee?
A: Bee-hive yourself!

Q: Why did the bees go on strike?
A: Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers!

Q: Why do bees have sticky hair?
A: Beacuse of the honey combs!

Q: What is black and yellow and buzzes along at 30,000 feet?
A: A bee is an aeroplane!


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